Girl in the gym, on the treadmill watching Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
Man on the next treadmill: What are you watching? Girls shouldn't watch such films!
Girl on the treadmill: Why? It's such a cute movie!
Man on the treadmill: But look at Bridget's weight! Girls ko yeh sab nahi seekhna chaahiye!
Girl on the treadmill: Hmm. <should-I-kick-him-or-kiss-him-look>
So many levels of irony!
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There are some rare people in this world who can take your nice relaxed day and turn it into a nightmare full of violence and rage, with one small action or a 5 minute conversation. Such people need to reconsider why they're alive.
Auto drivers in Mumbai often fall into this category. Someone else I know also falls into this category. But at least auto drivers are of some use.
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Thankfully, along with the bad surprises, there were some good surprises this weekend. The kind that I'm not going to forget for a while. After years of running away from all the mushy things, this year was a pleasant change :-)
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